3 Orangutans 1 Blender

3 Orangutans 1 blender is a hoax shock video, that not many people care about because it sounds stupid as hell.

It starts with some cult wrangleing 19 (not 3) orangutans, and throwing them into a giant animal waste shredder. (not a blender)

Soon a Morbidly Obese man with a chainsaw comes and hacks the rermaining apes up.

The cult members start shitting, cutting their own limbs off (for some reason), and pouring lemon juice into the shredder, to make the orangutans sad.

At last, 3 remain. The last living 3 (all male for some reason) are thrown into a pit of tigers (geez, where are they getting all these animals?!)

The tigers eat the survivor's penises, and the orangatans die forever.

Trivia
The video has a constant ringing of funky music playing, the audio can be heard here.

It should be noted that an animal waste shreder does not look, or sound like a blender. And there's no way any of the orangutans could have survived.

How exactly this unamed cult got ahold of 19 orangutans and Penis-eating tigers is unknown.

The Video is most likley fake, and all the monkey screams are stock sounds.

Mr. Giullare actually got a unerved while writing this article, despite knowing it's faker then Kim Kardashian's ass. (Probs because he's a fucking scaredy cat)