The Great Deku Tree

The Great Deku Tree was the former protector of the Kokiri Forest, and the father of all the Kokiri.

It should also be noted that he is the Ex-Husband of Madeline Fervidor.

The Tragic Story of The Great Deku Tree (Warning: sad :c)
The Great Deku Tree and Madeline first met after using Tinder. They instantly fell in love, and banged at the McDonald's, infront of Starscream, who ran away crying after seeing the horrible sight.

Soon they maried, and had 17 children in total (Which explains Madie's huge birthing-hips) But... What Madeline didn't know was that The Deku Tree wasn't being faithful...

All this time, he had been fucking that bitch, Palutena! Even before she maried him! Not only that, but Palutena had also been impregnated with The Deku Tree's child, 10 YEARS BEFORE THEY MARIED!

This caused a huge dispute between the three, causing a devorce. The Great Deku Tree, in an act of desperation, tried to win Madeline back by trying to forfill one of her greatest fantsies. Knowing Madie always found getting vored hot, The Deku Tree ate a small child, named Link.

Madie got super pissed by the fact he ate one of their adopted children, and notified one of her co-workers, The Once-ler, about the whole ordeal with a talking tree and shit. Soon, The Once-Ler came and fucking killed The Great Deku Tree.

As if getting Gonorrhea from Ganondorf wasn't bad enough, The Deku Tree was now dead... And so the powers of the Kokiri Forest were handed to The Deku Tree Sprout.

Trivia
Saria's mom is Palutena, due to the affair.

It's unknown how The Great Deku Tree contracted Gonorrhea from Ganondorf, since they never had sex.